Legislation in Florida prohibits, among other things, engaging in sexual activities with a porcupine or fishing while driving on a bridge. Conversely, in Pensacola, every citizen must carry at least $10.00 on their person at all hours.
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28 Funny Florida Laws
- A unique law states that single women are forbidden from skydiving on Sundays. Violators may face fines or imprisonment.
- In Big Pine Key, any harassment of deer is subject to fines.
- In Cape Coral, hanging laundry on an outdoor clothesline contravenes city ordinance.
- Cape Coral also bans parking a pickup truck in front of another person’s house.
- Florida has devised a clever solution to the prostitution problem. Each offender is given a check, a ticket to another city, and a five-year ban from Florida.
- Florida law bans rats from disembarking from boats docked in Tampa Bay.
- If you wish to walk topless on a Florida beach, you must maintain at least a 45-foot distance from the street.
- Engaging in sexual activities with porcupines is strictly prohibited.
- Fishing while walking on a bridge is also disallowed.
- Men in public are required to have their shoulders covered.
- In Miami, animal parody is prohibited.
- Skateboarding without a license is not permitted.
- Swimming on church premises is disallowed.
- In Key West, chickens are legally protected.
- Miami mandates that every bicycle should have a bell or another instrument capable of producing a sound audible from at least 30 feet away. Nonetheless, sirens and whistles are banned.
- Oral sex is disallowed.
- If you steal someone’s horse, the penalty is death by hanging.
- In Pensacola, every citizen must carry a minimum of $10.00.
- Pensacola also forbids rolling a barrel down the street. The fine depends on the barrel’s contents.
- In Pinecrest, you must obtain a permit before installing an alarm in your house.
- Sanford Stage enforces a ban on nudity within town limits – violators can be fined up to $100. The only exception is for theatrical performances.
- In Sarasota, hitting a pedestrian will earn you a $78 fine.
- Sarasota also prohibits crabbing.
- Singing in public while in a swimsuit is prohibited in Sarasota.
- In Tampa Bay, buying cottage cheese after 6 p.m. on Sundays is banned.
- The only permitted position during sexual intercourse is missionary.
- A woman could be punished for falling asleep under a hairdryer in a hair salon. The salon owner may also face punishment for this egregious offence.
- Kissing your wife’s breasts is prohibited.
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