Dumb Oklahoma Laws: Maximum Kiss Time Is 3 Minutes

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In Oklahoma, for instance, an archaic law forbids the transportation of fish tanks on buses. Moreover, according to the legislation, anyone soliciting a prostitute in the state must have their photograph and name broadcast on television.

Dumb Oklahoma Laws: Maximum Kiss Time Is 3 Minutes

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  1. 26 Dumb Oklahoma Laws

26 Dumb Oklahoma Laws

  • Ada: Being clad in New York Jets merchandise could lead to imprisonment.
  • The name and photograph of anyone soliciting a prostitute must be broadcast on TV.
  • All vehicles must be parked outside public buildings.
  • Clinton: Masturbating while observing a couple engaging in sexual activity in a car is outlawed.
  • Clinton: Harassing vehicles is not permitted.
  • Women cannot style their own hair without express permission.
  • Transporting fish tanks and fish on buses is prohibited.
  • Harthahorne: It’s illegal to display any hypnotized individual in a store window.
  • Broken Arrow: Pigs shorter than 81 cm can be kept as pets, but a household may only house two.
  • Bromide: Children are not allowed to use towels as capes and jump from windows pretending to be Superman.
  • Dogs must have a permit signed by the Mayor himself to assemble in groups of more than three.
  • Biting into another person’s hamburger is considered illegal.
  • Making faces at dogs could result in a jail term or fine.
  • Tulsa: Kisses may not exceed a duration of three minutes.
  • Tulsa: Opening a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed technician is illegal.
  • Tulsa: It’s illegal to bring elephants into the city center.
  • Reading a comic book while operating a motor vehicle is against the law.
  • Unmarried individuals are prohibited from engaging in sexual activities.
  • Going to bed while wearing shoes is illegal.
  • Spitting on the sidewalk is prohibited.
  • Oklahoma City: Eating a hamburger while walking backwards in the downtown area is illegal.
  • Oral sex is punishable by a $2,500 fine and one year in jail.
  • State residents must pay taxes on certain items of furniture and clothing.
  • Body tattooing is outlawed.
  • Whale hunting is illegal throughout the state of Oklahoma.
  • Yukon: Drivers must honk their horn when passing another vehicle.

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