Dumb Vermont Laws: No Underwater Whistling Allowed

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In the state of Vermont, women desiring to wear dentures must first secure written permission from their husbands. Interestingly, there was a time when it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a pole.

7 Dumb Vermont Laws

• In the past, it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.
• In Barre: All citizens are mandated to take a bath at least once a week, specifically on Saturday nights.
• Whistling underwater is prohibited.
• During wartime, painting landscapes was prohibited.
• Should a woman wish to wear dentures, she needs to secure written permission from her husband.
• Disputing the existence of God is unlawful.
• It’s forbidden for residents of Tulsa to forcefully acquire fruit. However, if one is gainfully employed and owns a house, they can forcefully acquire fruit.