Dumb Ohio Laws: You Need a Permit to Kill a Fly

Petr Novák

The Ohio authorities have a knack for passing seemingly absurd and nonsensical laws – you can be the judge. Hunting whales on Sundays is forbidden, serving alcohol to fish is against the law, and one cannot drive a horse faster than 8 mph.

Dumb Ohio Laws: You Need a Permit to Kill a Fly

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  1. 30 Dumb Laws from Ohio

30 Dumb Laws from Ohio

  • Killing a fly within 50 ft of a church without a permit is deemed a misdemeanor.
  • In Paulding, a police officer has the right to quieten a noisy dog, but this doesn’t apply to police dogs.
  • In Bay Village, it’s against the law to lead cows down Lake Road.
  • In Bexley, the installation and operation of coin-operated machines are forbidden.
  • Public breastfeeding is illegal.
  • In Centerville, intimidating horses with cars is not allowed.
  • Cincinnati: Anal intercourse is banned.
  • In Cleveland, hunting mice without a hunting license is illegal.
  • In Cleveland, it is unlawful to drive a motor vehicle unless you’re seated in someone’s lap.
  • In Cleveland, women are prohibited from wearing leather pants with patches, in case men might glimpse their underwear.
  • In Clinton County, punishment awaits anyone who leans against a public building.
  • In Chillicothe, throwing rice at guests during a wedding is prohibited.
  • In Columbus, department stores are barred from selling cornflakes on Sundays.
  • In Youngstown, during the hippie heyday of the late 1960s, wandering around town barefoot was illegal.
  • In Youngstown, it is forbidden to ride on the roof of a taxi or car running without gasoline.
  • In Oxford, women are not allowed to disrobe if they have a picture of a man in front of them.
  • In Oxford, women are prohibited from appearing in public unless their face and legs are shaved.
  • In Xenia, spitting into a salad bar is prohibited.
  • In North Canton, rollerblading is prohibited unless the police are informed.
  • It is unlawful to have more than five women residing in a house.
  • Whaling is forbidden on Sundays.
  • Serving alcohol to fish is prohibited.
  • In Lima, selling maps that do not feature Lima in the center is banned.
  • In Lowell, one is prohibited from driving a horse faster than 5 mph.
  • In Marion, eating a donut while walking backwards on the street is forbidden.
  • In McDonald, it’s illegal to lead geese down Main Street.
  • On Sundays and Independence Day (Independence Day), arresting anyone is unlawful.
  • If you are the owner of an escaped tiger, you’re legally required to report this to the police within one hour.
  • According to the Ohio driving school handbook, you must honk your horn every time you overtake another car.
  • In Toledo, throwing snakes at people is forbidden.

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